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The three stages of marriage

Post by retired2 on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:44 pm


The three stages of marriage!
Marriage after 1 year, after 5 years & after 15 years...click on link below:
http://www.safeshare.tv/w/fQKuZiFaLA

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Re: The three stages of marriage

Post by retired2 on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:44 pm

THE TOILETSEAT


If this doesn't get a laughout of you, nothing will !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife, Phyllis, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet.

Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.

After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.

We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation,I undid the toilet seat bolts.

Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this).

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......
I just never saw one mounted and framed."


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Post by retired2 on Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:45 pm



It all makes sense to me now.

WA State: Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "A man who lays with another man should be stoned."
Our interpretation has been wrong all these years.

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Re: The three stages of marriage

Post by kishgo on Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:13 pm

cheers

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Re: The three stages of marriage

Post by uncle jack on Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:54 pm

scratch Shocked

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